Wednesday, 6 March 2013

THE REAL ME

You all thought I was a normal person, well I am now after having plastic surgery.  I found that children were frightened of me, adults turned their faces, and animals ran from me as fast as they could!  I had this thirst for any liquid that was red.  Here is a picture of me that I left for my husband when I went away on an art course  so that he didn't miss me too much.  The art course didn't last too long, as I was the only person left in the end.  They said there was a curse on the building, and they heard howling noises at night.  I never heard anything at all!

Anyway when I came home I had a lot of toothache and when I went to the plastic surgeon he suggested surgery around my mouth and suggested I needed contact lenses. I cursed him for amount the work cost me. £££££  He has now disappeared. They say that  Dr Acula left after my surgery.  I wonder why ?


8 comments:

  1. Who's been playing with PhotoShop then??? LOL

    I'm phoning for Buffy right now

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    1. Er photoshop, what's that then? And who is Buffy?

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  2. Now Polly I think you might be practicing your art with photoshop - doesn't matter made me smile - thank you. Have a delightful day.

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    1. If I made you smile it was worth the time it took to work out what to do to transform myself into something beautiful! Thanks for popping by.

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  3. Buffy is 'the Vampire Slayer' from TV in the late 90s (never watched her myself but she was popular with the men)!

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  4. Did she have a nice set of teeth like mine? nrn

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