You all thought I was a normal person, well I am now after having plastic surgery. I found that children were frightened of me, adults turned their faces, and animals ran from me as fast as they could! I had this thirst for any liquid that was red. Here is a picture of me that I left for my husband when I went away on an art course so that he didn't miss me too much. The art course didn't last too long, as I was the only person left in the end. They said there was a curse on the building, and they heard howling noises at night. I never heard anything at all!
Anyway when I came home I had a lot of toothache and when I went to the plastic surgeon he suggested surgery around my mouth and suggested I needed contact lenses. I cursed him for amount the work cost me. £££££ He has now disappeared. They say that Dr Acula left after my surgery. I wonder why ?
Who's been playing with PhotoShop then??? LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm phoning for Buffy right now
Er photoshop, what's that then? And who is Buffy?
DeleteNow Polly I think you might be practicing your art with photoshop - doesn't matter made me smile - thank you. Have a delightful day.
ReplyDeleteIf I made you smile it was worth the time it took to work out what to do to transform myself into something beautiful! Thanks for popping by.
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ReplyDeleteBuffy is 'the Vampire Slayer' from TV in the late 90s (never watched her myself but she was popular with the men)!
ReplyDeleteDid she have a nice set of teeth like mine? nrn
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