Annie Arkwright got her gift from Santa, this lovely basque as yer can see. It's were all because of reading that there book, it were called 'Fifty Shades of Grey. She bought some control pants from M&S on t'High Street ('which' best buy) and some sexy black wellies to match, from Oxfam down Accrington Lane, and some hair decorations from t' pound shop on Wigan Road. Dunt she look a belter!
She's had her first date, Sidney Smithson-Smith from Thirkettle, age 55 who liked buxom, older women. His interests are clog dancing and whippets.
Suitably clad, Annie nervously opened the door to this reet posh 'hyphened' bloke. Whereupon he said 'aye up' had a panic attack, turned round, ran as fast as he could, and was ne'er seen again.
(See post 4 December to see Annie before she'd read Fifty Shades of Grey)