Annie Arkwright got her gift from Santa, this lovely basque as yer can see. It's were all because of reading that there book, it were called 'Fifty Shades of Grey. She bought some control pants from M&S on t'High Street ('which' best buy) and some sexy black wellies to match, from Oxfam down Accrington Lane, and some hair decorations from t' pound shop on Wigan Road. Dunt she look a belter!
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She's had her first date, Sidney Smithson-Smith from Thirkettle, age 55 who liked buxom, older women. His interests are clog dancing and whippets.
Suitably clad, Annie nervously opened the door to this reet posh 'hyphened' bloke. Whereupon he said 'aye up' had a panic attack, turned round, ran as fast as he could, and was ne'er seen again.
(See post 4 December to see Annie before she'd read Fifty Shades of Grey)
I'm so pleased Polly decided to show off her Basque. She looks fabulous.
ReplyDeleteNevermind the double-barrelled wimp ... sign her up for a mature dating agency (there are enough ads littering the Social Network sites) - she'll soon find a 'real man' worthy of her :-)
I hope she does, now that we see her other side! Can you imagine how she feels being rejected? Poor Annie.
ReplyDeleteOoops! Sorry, I meant to type Annie (not Polly) - another Senior Moment!!
ReplyDeleteFunnily enough I thought you may think Annie was based on me! Same shape but not the same hairdo.
ReplyDeleteI love Annie. I think she is somewhere inside of all of us.
ReplyDeleteI do believe you're right. She will be so pleased you popped over to see her!
DeleteAnnie looks far better than in the post of december 4th. I love her outfit. The man who ran away doesn't derve her!!
ReplyDeleteI've hear rumours that he's taken to drink! He was expecting a young raver!
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