Last month I went down to London for a weekend course with Hazel Soan. Was the hardest I have ever done, cos I don't like doing proper people eg portraits and people with faces. Anyway instead of showing my poor attempts I going to download a couple of Hazel's demo paintings, which were done quite quickly. Brilliant. She is my hero.
Computers, who invented them. I am sick to death with this one. Can't burn photos. Can't save files.
What am I to do. (***** ***!!!!)
SENIOR CITIZENS SEDENTARY OLYMPICS
John Cleese Minister for Silly Walks, was to present the medals for the tripupathlon.
I caught up with him in the VIP lounge where he was tucking into a meal of spam and more spam!
The winner did well to beat Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques, who was expected to score a perfect l0. Then unexpectedly Cleese stormed off to the shouts of 'Don't mention the War'.